Jomlah Feugene, kau kan suka beronggeng :)
Nov 24, 2009
Feugene's 16
Happy birthday Feugene! New Moon is out here in Malaysia starting tomorrow and Galaxie already featured both Team Edward and Team Jacob as their cover, separately of course. What's more is that the YOUREKA! Finale Party by Yahoo!, in collaboration with Junk is happening on your birthday.
Jomlah Feugene, kau kan suka beronggeng :)
Jomlah Feugene, kau kan suka beronggeng :)
Nov 23, 2009
Deeper Conversation
Betullah menurut laws of magnetism, opposite attracts while similar repels. Bukan persamaan yang kita cari, tetapi perbezaan.
Your skin must not be as tanned as mine
Your name must not rhymes with mine
Your name must not rhymes with mine
Instant
Zaman 2000, zaman cerita seakan 2012 sangat hot. The Day After Tomorrow, Tsunami dan War Of The Worlds semuanya pecah masuk box office. Banyak orang berebut-rebut merebut kerusi panggung wayang, memang hot cakes mengalahkan pisang goreng panas. Come to think of it, orang bijak pandai sekarang pisang goreng panas pun dah tak makan kononnya carbs, tapi cupcakes lemak berkrim tu berkotak-kotak kau jilat.
Zaman macam ini jugalah manusia semua malas. Dah pandai sangat, banyak sangat teknologi yang memudahkan kerja tercipta. Semua benda nak dijadikan 'instant'. Terasa diri macam army nak masuk medan perang yang tak sempat masak by the proper way pula.
Situasi 1: Memasak di Camping
A : Sedapnya kau masak. Ada hidden talent tak nak cakap. Gila sedap tomyam kau!
B : Silaplah kalau aku masak tak sedap.
A : Macam mana kau masak ni?
B : Main campak je semua dalam periuk. Tomyam kot. Lagipun, letak perencah instant-lah.
A : Wah sedapnya. *expression muka bagaikan high dapat marijuana class A
(masak pakai perencah instant pun dapat pujian macam chef 5 star. indahnya dunia:) )
C : Kau masak kari ayam macam pro-lah.
D : Instant je tu. *berbisik
C : No wonder.*mengangguk dah faham sangat budaya zaman sekarang
Situasi 2: Preparing Breakfast.
BC : Bagus betul, semuanya instant. Nak buat teh pun instant, senang kerja.
Ibu : Instant pun orang sekarang malas juga.
(BC meninggalkan cawan, pinggan dan mangkuk di sink dan terus cabut lari sepantas roadrunner)
Ibu : Cuci pinggan tak ada instant ke? Bertuah betul budak ni!
Semua instant, semua nak cepat. Bila connection lambat sikit mulalah terasa macam sesak nafas emergency sangat dah nak mati.
Zaman macam ini jugalah manusia semua malas. Dah pandai sangat, banyak sangat teknologi yang memudahkan kerja tercipta. Semua benda nak dijadikan 'instant'. Terasa diri macam army nak masuk medan perang yang tak sempat masak by the proper way pula.
Situasi 1: Memasak di Camping
A : Sedapnya kau masak. Ada hidden talent tak nak cakap. Gila sedap tomyam kau!
B : Silaplah kalau aku masak tak sedap.
A : Macam mana kau masak ni?
B : Main campak je semua dalam periuk. Tomyam kot. Lagipun, letak perencah instant-lah.
A : Wah sedapnya. *expression muka bagaikan high dapat marijuana class A
(masak pakai perencah instant pun dapat pujian macam chef 5 star. indahnya dunia:) )
C : Kau masak kari ayam macam pro-lah.
D : Instant je tu. *berbisik
C : No wonder.*mengangguk dah faham sangat budaya zaman sekarang
Situasi 2: Preparing Breakfast.
BC : Bagus betul, semuanya instant. Nak buat teh pun instant, senang kerja.
Ibu : Instant pun orang sekarang malas juga.
(BC meninggalkan cawan, pinggan dan mangkuk di sink dan terus cabut lari sepantas roadrunner)
Ibu : Cuci pinggan tak ada instant ke? Bertuah betul budak ni!
Semua instant, semua nak cepat. Bila connection lambat sikit mulalah terasa macam sesak nafas emergency sangat dah nak mati.
Nov 19, 2009
Nov 18, 2009
White Cat
When you started doing something bad, you became ADDICTED to it. ALWAYS going to be addicted to it. Well, at least in my case, I AM ADDICTED TO IT. Or I just have this knack of doing something utterly dangerous and out of tradition even when there's a straight path of doing it. I just can't go to that easy, straight and clear path. Where's the thrill to it?
You think that pelajar terpelajar straight A's all the time or maybe almost all the time hanya duduk diam membaca? Think again! I'd seen quite enough and selalunya pelajar terpelajar lagi hebat when it comes to breaking the rules. Sebab tu kau tak pernah sedar sebab mereka brilliant sangat covering their tracks.
Enough said, itu hanya sedikit kesedaran motivasi pagi/petang/malam, bergantung kepada environment kau sendiri. I just want to rambles about this crazy contact lenses. Yang membuka cerita ialah Anak Jamil kemudian aku discover them myself. Gila cool lenses ni. Firsthand experienced menatap somebody wearing that kind of lenses membuatkan aku, 1)terkesima dan 2)"where the hell did you get those?" reactions. Tiada sebarang effect seram mungkin kerana aku dah tahu rahsia pathetic kau yang cuba menakutkan Yakuza Cheer dan Tin Kosong. The usual lenses of variety of colour for pupils mungkin dah cukup membosankan. Aku terpandang almost bermacam warna setiap hari, itupun baru dalam sekolah. Let's see the lenses of new era.
Perfect for Halloween and Vampire Guy was wearing the White Cat except urat matanya semua tertonjol dengan warna baby blue. Aku fond of Psycho :)
You think that pelajar terpelajar straight A's all the time or maybe almost all the time hanya duduk diam membaca? Think again! I'd seen quite enough and selalunya pelajar terpelajar lagi hebat when it comes to breaking the rules. Sebab tu kau tak pernah sedar sebab mereka brilliant sangat covering their tracks.
Enough said, itu hanya sedikit kesedaran motivasi pagi/petang/malam, bergantung kepada environment kau sendiri. I just want to rambles about this crazy contact lenses. Yang membuka cerita ialah Anak Jamil kemudian aku discover them myself. Gila cool lenses ni. Firsthand experienced menatap somebody wearing that kind of lenses membuatkan aku, 1)terkesima dan 2)"where the hell did you get those?" reactions. Tiada sebarang effect seram mungkin kerana aku dah tahu rahsia pathetic kau yang cuba menakutkan Yakuza Cheer dan Tin Kosong. The usual lenses of variety of colour for pupils mungkin dah cukup membosankan. Aku terpandang almost bermacam warna setiap hari, itupun baru dalam sekolah. Let's see the lenses of new era.
Perfect for Halloween and Vampire Guy was wearing the White Cat except urat matanya semua tertonjol dengan warna baby blue. Aku fond of Psycho :)
Nov 14, 2009
The Bears
The Khamis, 12 November
Dalam perjalanan yang membolehkan aku mati syahid (niat murni ni), aku kehilangan Roboblack. Oh, for all the times that we have been together. Aku sanggup korbankan Mr Night Before Christmas untuk kau sampai cracked kepalanya. You have been there accompanying Exiletron semasa dia bermuka calar-balar sehinggalah sekarang yang mukanya full of road signs. Roboblack, kau memang tabah. Sekarang yang tinggal cuma your brother, Panda-head. Malang sekali your other brother, Bug-eyed sudah dianaktirikan oleh Si Blood-breathed. Mungkin event ini satu petunjuk, tapi of course-lah I didn't realized it till I finally stop and think.
The Jumaat, 14 November
I never thought Giant Musket would ever run away from me. Siapa je yang nak lari daripada aku? (haha! perasan selebriti) But then again, he did. As fast as he could, as athletic as he can be.
The Present
Persamaan Roboblack dan Giant Musket is they both are bears. Kehilangan Roboblack mungkin sign of losing Giant Musket. They are precious like a limited edition collectibles, this I must admit.
Dalam perjalanan yang membolehkan aku mati syahid (niat murni ni), aku kehilangan Roboblack. Oh, for all the times that we have been together. Aku sanggup korbankan Mr Night Before Christmas untuk kau sampai cracked kepalanya. You have been there accompanying Exiletron semasa dia bermuka calar-balar sehinggalah sekarang yang mukanya full of road signs. Roboblack, kau memang tabah. Sekarang yang tinggal cuma your brother, Panda-head. Malang sekali your other brother, Bug-eyed sudah dianaktirikan oleh Si Blood-breathed. Mungkin event ini satu petunjuk, tapi of course-lah I didn't realized it till I finally stop and think.
The Jumaat, 14 November
I never thought Giant Musket would ever run away from me. Siapa je yang nak lari daripada aku? (haha! perasan selebriti) But then again, he did. As fast as he could, as athletic as he can be.
The Present
Persamaan Roboblack dan Giant Musket is they both are bears. Kehilangan Roboblack mungkin sign of losing Giant Musket. They are precious like a limited edition collectibles, this I must admit.
Nov 11, 2009
Tupai dan Lompat
Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga. But what if tupai tak jatuh, tapi lompat yang jatuh?
Huh? How in the name of heaven lompat boleh jatuh? Dah start mengarut ni.
Dah terlebih pro-lah konon. Siapa sangke a plan could have backfired just like that? The event of dawn wednesday mengajar aku supaya nak cari pasal sendiri tanggung. Nak suruh orang try hilangkan 'pasal' tu, kena fikir dulu kalau backfire jadi apa. Kau don't want to be miserable for the rest of your life pasal benda remeh yang alahai cikai je.
Betul, aku tak tipu, kali ni seriously tupai tak jatuh, masih bergayut dengan riang lagi. Lompat yang jatuh. You don't experienced the event of dawn wednesday, then you never gonna get this.
Huh? How in the name of heaven lompat boleh jatuh? Dah start mengarut ni.
Dah terlebih pro-lah konon. Siapa sangke a plan could have backfired just like that? The event of dawn wednesday mengajar aku supaya nak cari pasal sendiri tanggung. Nak suruh orang try hilangkan 'pasal' tu, kena fikir dulu kalau backfire jadi apa. Kau don't want to be miserable for the rest of your life pasal benda remeh yang alahai cikai je.
Betul, aku tak tipu, kali ni seriously tupai tak jatuh, masih bergayut dengan riang lagi. Lompat yang jatuh. You don't experienced the event of dawn wednesday, then you never gonna get this.
Nov 10, 2009
Harris Zainal JR
He's been with me through thick and thin. I mean literally thick and thin. Kesejukan yang tebal, sweater oversized yang tebal juga mungkin. Even the thinnest cotton yang pernah aku sarung contohnya cotton nipis uniform sekolah. Pengalamannya maybe lebih hebat daripada aku. Pernah berkunjung ke hampir semua event-event major dalam hidup termasuklah ujian-ujian besar yang buat kau kecut perut tersedut semua kemalasan. Though, mungkin everything is just too much. Dah penat dan lenguh kot nak menadah lagi sampaikan tangannya terputus sebelah dengan tiba-tiba. Nasib kau bukan manusia sejati, kalau tak memang ke bulan lah aku nak ganti tangan kau.
This event really reminds me that evenso I love him so much, aku belum pernah berikannya sebarang nama. So, here you are with one of your limbs falling apart on the gravely night (black-pitch night actually, menandakan exam is over dan aku bebas overnight membazirkan masa) of November the 10th, I named you Harris Zainal JR. Lab partner, you sure do know who the SR is :) Mereka almost similar kan?
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